The “awesome retouching” issue

A while ago, I noticed a post on Facebook, where a Montreal based photographer declared his unlimited love to the retouching procedures. For the rest of us humble photographers this tedious procedure is not called retouching but no less than “Photoshop Hell”. That being the situation, they are 1001 companied from the East Indies who spam my email with 100 messages per day offering their “awesome retouching” services. To all of these I tell you, from the bottom of my heart: if you would be able to feature in your portfolio a simple and mundane retouch like the one bellow, I would hire you in the blink of an eye. ‘Till then, please stop spamming :), ok?